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Blue Q "Here Comes Cool Mom" Crew Socks - Women's
We all know Mom is the coolest, but does she know that!? A little reminder now and then couldn't hurt. Women's shoe size 5-10. 56% combed cotton; 42% nylon; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q "I F**king Love It Out Here!" Crew Socks - Men's
Question: If a man in a forest shouts, "I f**king love it out here!" and no one hears it, does he make a sound? Answer: No, and that's how he likes it.
We're going to go out on a limb here, and say...
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Blue Q "I Never Fart" Crew Socks - Women's
I never fart, but I do lie. Only when I really have to.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 58% nylon; 40% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
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Blue Q "I'm A Golf Guy" Crew Socks - Men's
That's right! I'm an ace in the hole, a real triple bogey! Men's shoe size 7-12. 62% combed cotton; 35% nylon; 3% spandex.
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Blue Q "Love Me A Good Poop" Crew Socks - Men's
I know you already knew that about me, but I felt like since I say it so much, it would be more efficient for me to just knit it onto a sock.
Men's shoe size 7-12
58% combed cotton; 40% nylon; 2%...
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Blue Q "Selective Hearing" Socks - Men's
The only thing that sets you and me apart is that you're better at not listening.
Men's shoe size 7-12.
65% combed cotton
32% nylon
3% spandex
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Blue Q "Shhh I'm Overthinking" Crew Socks - Women's
To be honest, I don't really need total silence to get some good overthinking done. I just kinda wanted you to stop talking.
Women's shoe size 5-10
62% nylon
35% combed cotton
3% spandex.
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Blue Q "Stop Talking" Crew Socks - Women's
If you have to say it, and sometimes you HAVE to say it, say it sweetly with these lovely, ankle-huggin' foot snuggies. What I mean is, say it with socks.
Women's shoe size 5-10
53% nylon; 45% com...
Blue Q "This Grandma Has Seen Some S**t" Crew Socks - Women's
That said, I'm not going to tell you WHAT I've seen. You'll have to use your imagination for that.
Women's shoe size 5-10
56% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 2% spandex
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Blue Q Aunts Are The S**t Crew Socks - Women's
All the fun stuff, none of the responsibility. It's no wonder she brings the party!
Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% combed cotton; 46% nylon; 2% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softne...
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Blue Q B***h I Am Relaxed Crew Socks - Women's
Remember that one time you told me to "just relax?" Well, it definitely helped me relax. I'm SO relaxed right now. Like, I couldn't possibly be more relaxed. And it's all thanks to you. You're amaz...
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Blue Q Baddest Of All The A**es Socks - Men's
Not to brag, but I'm kind of a big ole (bad) ass! Men's shoe size 7-12. 63% combed cotton; 34% nylon; 3% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and a touch of...
Blue Q Cluck This S**t Crew Socks - Women's
Just cluck all this shit. Cluck it right in the damn cloaca.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 44% nylon/ 1% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength a...
Blue Q Crotchety Old F**K Crew Socks - Men's
Just you wait, you whippersnapper. You'll be crotchety too!
Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and ...
Blue Q Dont Make Mommy Be A B***h Crew Socks - Women's
Most of the time, I've got all the patience in the world. Other times, I've got abso-fucking-lutely none of it. Not a speck.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 55% combed cotton; 43% nylon; 2% spandex.
Wove...
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Blue Q F**k Work Crew Socks - Men's
F**k work! Monday might be a different story I guess but, you know, for today? F**k it, man! Men's shoe size 7-12. 53% nylon; 45% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for ...
Blue Q I Hate Everyone Too Crew Socks - Women's
If there's one thing we can all, in a big happy, bear-hugging group, believe in, it's this.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 50% combed cotton, 47% nylon and 3% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton ...
Blue Q I Hate This F**king Beautiful Lawn Crew Socks - Men's
It's a labor of love... or maybe just a love of labor? Something like that, anyway.
Men's shoe size 7-12. 57% combed cotton; 41% nylon; 2% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness,...
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Blue Q I'll Feed All You F**kers Crew Socks - Men's
Gather round and ye I shall feed! Men's shoe size 7-12. 49% nylon; 49% combed cotton; 2% spandex.
Woven with luxurious combed cotton for softness, nylon for strength and a touch of spandex for lon...
Blue Q It Takes A B***h Ankle Socks - Women's
She's a b***h girl, she don't try to hide it. She's got diamonds on the soles of her shoes. I mean, socks.
Women's shoe size 5-10. 52% nylon; 47% combed cotton; 1% spandex.
Woven with luxurious co...
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